Amazon Goddess. Blond haired, blue eyed, smart-ass with high IQ. She is self efficient but likes to be taken care of, and will not take shit from any one. Loves sports and farts alot. She is your dream girl, but watch your back her psycho Dad and brothers are dangerous!
Careful with that girl, she is a total Brooklyn Page and if she doesn't come home happy neither will you!
To learn a valuable lesson. Most commonly used when a cutter picks up some dark without suffering too much for it. Alternatively, "earn a book".
"You can really earn a page when you see someone else make a terrible life decision."
Uh oh, here comes the scorpio. Favorite color is green. Has a shirt with stripes. Doesn’t know where to find a white ferrari. Def a cat person. Supernova eyes. Can’t sing badly even if she tried. Perfect pitch duhhh. 25. Likes 1975. Fight on. Said “what the fuck” when I added her on snapchat. Likes chocolate. Favorite goatnut is chocolate with sprinkles. She’s kinda cool I guess.
DUDE! THATS MY CELEBRITY CRUSH! THATS ALIX PAGE!
A Goated Wrestler Who Is Usually Drunk
He Got His Lawn Mower
He Is A Cowboy
Hey Have You Seen That Hangman Adam Page Match.
When your friend starts rambling about some obscure thing to an obscure subject
Friend: "Did you know that Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Heritage for the Future uses the CPS3 arcade board, the same thing as Street Fighter 3 runs on?"
Me: "bro stop being a wikipedia page lmao"