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When you pound that pussy so hard it turns purple. Lips and vag included.
KB- "What'd you do last night?"
DP- "I fucked a hoe so hard she got a purple panty."
When her pube patch is so big, so thick and bushy that the hairs hang out over the top of the panties like some straight-across bangs.
I knew she was hirsute when she lifted up her shirt and all I could see were matted panty bangs.
Anything special a guy does to get a girl to have sex with him
Guy 1 "dude, two dozen roses is some pretty expensive panty lube"
Guy 2 "yea but it totally worked"
; Thee most shameful of them ALL! Legs to the sky, perching up the most prominent & most likely the matriarch of all the camels toes, & an exquisite pristine example of Whooty also is on display 24/7/365! Often seen making facial expressions akin to those of your local roundhead, as well as booger mining with great determination! Typical habitat is Toe deep in a dumpster rummaging like a 3 nutted squirrel in heat! Attn: Beware! Extremely fertile!
Weird Bald midget pallet guy: Damn would I like to bury a Nanner in my ass & really go to town on that tall drink of water Smelly Panties!
Dumber, Balder guy from up the street: Heyyyy that’s my beatbag dude, get your own. & wtf is a nanner?
Hipster panties are a size or style of panties that have many cute prints.
I wear mostly hipster panties and I have so many cute prints like my favorite pair of hello kitty panties.
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Inflatable underpants founded in england
Person: Hello? Creator: *british accent* yes, would you like to purchase a pair of inflatable underpants? Person: inflatable underpants? Creator: indeed, they're called poof panties
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One who steals worn panties to sniff while jacking off.
I can't believe we found those panties in John's room. He is such a panty pirate.
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