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Used instead of " someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning" for when the person looks really annoyed/ angry
jack: Geez that lady over there looks like shes gonna destroy something
John: someone found their partner in the wrong bed this morning
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go post your non binary partner on August 10 and enjoy them! :D
hey babe happy national non binary partner day <33
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Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.
Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.
When you are so goddamn bored that you just type the cookies policy of Urban Dictionary into the search bar.
Mark: Wow Marcus, how was your day?
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The spouse of a breeder, husband or wife, who also acts the exact same as them when it comes to kids.
Jenny non-stop talks about her kids, and her breeding partner Nick does the same.
April 8th is National Twerk for your partner day, where you must shake ass for your boyfriend or girlfriend
Bf: "Babe it's April 8th, so start shaking ass"
Gf: "Remember that you do it after, National Twerk for your Partner day is for guys and girls to both shake ass!"
Bf: "Bet"
Guys and girls both must shake ass on National "Twerk for your partner" day
The 8th of October is murder your mean partner day!
Damn she’s being a bitch, I can’t wait for the 8th of October because it’s Murder Your Mean Partner Day!