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Peen juice has nothing to do with any sort of big, small, fat or skinny cock. It is just chunky peanut butter, no fat ducks here
“Hey Landon can you pass me the peen juice?”
“Yeah! The crunchy one, right”
“For sure my dood”
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Internet-slang for saying Penis. Most often used on internet message boards, instant-messages, and/or IRc.
On the internet you don't say "I got a bigger penis than you", you say "I got a bigger e-peen than you", because you can't really see it as it's over the internet and therefore electronic in nature.
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(Adj.)
Short for “Micro Penis”
Used to describe an Asian man’s penis. Generally 3 inches and under.
“Hey man, lemme get a taste of that micro peen ;)”
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A penis so small it stretches negatively through your asshole all the way from here to mars. The existence of an Anti-peen would bring down the average penis size to about 4 mm, as it would measure about -472 billion mm.
Guy: I wish the average penis size was 4mm
The Monkeys Paw subreddit: Granted, you now have an Anti-peen
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An electronic dick that has the power to control the entire internet without your command. Very irrational and hard to maintain like a regular boner.
"Suck my fat E-peen" (once sucked you'll gain the entire knowledge of the world)
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A man, who can usually be found at the gym, who has a bad odor between his legs around the genitals.
Damn, what a stinky peen! NO way im going near there...
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