One who either drinks a hot tub or is a beast savage maverick with the boys.
She dated that crust lord! What a peen queen!
Internet-slang for saying Penis. Most often used on internet message boards, instant-messages, and/or IRc.
On the internet you don't say "I got a bigger penis than you", you say "I got a bigger e-peen than you", because you can't really see it as it's over the internet and therefore electronic in nature.
(Adj.)
Short for “Micro Penis”
Used to describe an Asian man’s penis. Generally 3 inches and under.
“Hey man, lemme get a taste of that micro peen ;)”
A penis so small it stretches negatively through your asshole all the way from here to mars. The existence of an Anti-peen would bring down the average penis size to about 4 mm, as it would measure about -472 billion mm.
Guy: I wish the average penis size was 4mm
The Monkeys Paw subreddit: Granted, you now have an Anti-peen
A man, who can usually be found at the gym, who has a bad odor between his legs around the genitals.
Damn, what a stinky peen! NO way im going near there...