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That point of waiting after round one for your penile facilities to return for round two.
Hold on a minute. I’m in penile purgatory!
Another sexual referral from smash or bang.
Hey man, I did some penile destruction on your sister!
A crusty cheese like substance that develops on an unwashed penis after several days.
"Last night Jenna licked the penile crust straight off my dick."
When one bleeds from the penile region.
Gary: "Hey Kolton, where's Jacob?"
Kolton: "Oh, Jacob is suffering from penile bleeding after he attempted to perform a circumcision by himself,"
When the penis contorts and has somewhat of a seizure. Sometimes the penis will tie a knot in itself during this. Usually caused by too much ejaculation.
I had penil contortion last night, my penurd spit out green juice.
When ur dick has a smaller dick inside it like in the movie alien
You see that guy with Penile Alientitis? Shit was crazy.