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Using a fruit to fuck like a pussy.
Hellooooo, I’ve had a great day. Been so fucking horny. I went down to the corner shop to buy me a melon to have a right good Persian wank.
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The hair growing out of a persian girls ass crack and up her lower back; often in a triangular or diamond shape.
Jake- "Dude, check out that ass."
Friend "Nah man, shes got a persian jewel..."
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The copious amount of body hair found on the chest and/or back of an Iranian man.
Did you SEE the hair on that Iranian guy at the pool the other day?
Yeah, talk about a Persian Rug.
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Fresh off the boat aka a persian who is lost im America and still takls persian and has an accent on their English words like saying deh instead of THE the geeger a persian is the more fob they are. Some1 with a lot of antiques. if you can house a pound of pesteh and tokhmeh in an hour..fob. if you or your dad have huge takhtenar competitions and they all crowd around and yell at eachother when they make a bad move, or make a move FOR them. those people who come up to u kiss you on both cheeks and tell you how much you've grown are fobs. somebody who cant go an english sentence without putting a persian word in the mix. somebody who has noon-o-paneer every morning on their way to eschool and their kolfat knows what all that means. some1 who has too much pride to shave their mustache (boys and girls) and wax ther arms (girls). Some1 who talks about how good of ghormeh sabzee they had last nite. some1 who calls their grandparents baba joon, or maman jun. if ur name is parviz, jamshid, jahansha, amir, moshgan, moshdeh, mahasti, faramarz, kambiz, faranaz, or anything that makes an amricay laugh ur a guarenteed fob.
lunch:
amricay- what the fuck is that?
persian- its uhhh this stew (khoresht)
amricay- it smells like shit u fuckin persian fob
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A sexy time move where man lays with woman and woman falls asleep before man finishes. Man then gets upset, shaves off woman's eyebrows, takes penis and makes creamy pee nut butter explo-o-o-sion over both of woman's eyes making new thick and crusty Persian Eyebrow. Very nice.
Ebrahim lay with woman who peed in his bed then fells asleep making Ebrahim mad so Ebrahim gives her Persian Eyebrow so that she don't look so good next morning and then gives high five to him broshas Smithim and Arsemanimim.
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Men who are from Iran, Afghanistan or Tajikistan
persian men are hot asf and thats a fact
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To have a rather odiferous and raunchy bowel movement that only the strong of faith can withstand.
Man, I just made a persian salad at this girl's apartment. I think we need to leave . . . like right now.
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