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The Piano is not a piano, it is not simply something that is the simple object of existance otherwise known as a acoustic, stringed musical instrument invented in Italy by Bartolomeo Cristofori around the year 1700 in which the strings are struck by hammers. It is played using a keyboard, which is a row of keys that the performer presses down or strikes with the fingers and thumbs of both hands to cause the hammers to strike the strings.
Pianos powered by the Merge Cube, used to teleport anywhere with a given tune.
Flicking a pussy in the motion of texting (with 2 thumbs)
Dude, I gave my first Dobani Thumb Piano at the party last night!
A character in a murder mystery game who dies as a result of, most likely, poisoning. Alias- Dennis Chase. Also guilty of anal rape.
Dennis Chase, the Piano Man, ass raped me when I was leaning in my car to get my cigarettes!
When you wanna quit Piano Lessons but your mom says no so you secretly hire a "Piano Failure" to slowly help you lose your skill until its physically impossible to play the Piano so your mom lets you quit.
I want a Piano Failures
Really long and thin toes that look like fingers
Oi Jimmy I’ve heard you’ve got piano toes
A place where exemplary individuals who are musically inclined go to hone their skills on the traditional instrument called the "piano". It is often a source of embarrassment for those who attend, although they get a great sense of accomplishment out of the great leaps forward they make in their musical talent.
Hey Jeff, wanna go up to the lake today?" "Naw sorry man, I have Piano Camp