Pokemon Drunk

When you get so wasted you only have the ability to say your own name.

1: SAM! SAM! SAM! SAM! SAM! SAM!

2: What the fuck is wrong with Sam?

3: He's Pokemon drunk.

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Pokemon Go

The best exercise app ever. It gets people off their lazy asses so they can go outside. While the app has its faults, it is a very fun app.

Pokemon Go helped me get some good exercise. I even found an Onix!

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Facebook Pokemoning

Spending time on facebook adding people to friend list just to collect some, and not particularly cause you know them.

Computer : Suggestion : Johnny Smith - add as friend

Facebookpokemaniac : Gotta catchem'all !!! ***clicks on Johnny Smith***

This is facebook pokemoning.

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Pokemon Go

The reason why gamer nerds will get exposure to the needed sunlight much more often than usual. It will also contribute in fixing their muscle imbalance as before the game was released only the muscles of the hand were in proper workout (due to both intense gaming and masturbating sessions for known reasons).Despite such acclaimed advantages , they are doomed to more disadvantages which of course they won't consider it like that. As if the virtualization of their own rooms wasn't enough to damage their brains, now they have the ability to virtualize the strange and scary outer world. When you encounter them on the streets you will be amazed that they possess more knowledge than your recently updated google maps causing more suffering to your non-nerd soul.Number of casualties that are hit by a car, bitten by stray dogs or/and raped in a nearby shrub will increase dramatically.

Oh shit dude I think I will have a Pokemon paranoia until the hype of Pokemon Go is gone in around 8 months.

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Pokemon paranoia

The suspicion that anyone on their phone outdoors is playing PoGo.

"Hey, you playing Pokemon?"
"Not me..."
--Pokemon paranoia claims another victim

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Pokemon uranium

Pokémon fan game that had a new type. Over 150 Pokémon. And a new story it can’t be played anymore unless hacked.

Guy 1 I’m playing Pokemon uranium

Guy 2 cool

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Pokemon Go

An app where you can catch pokemon in your neighbors backyard, lure kids with a lure module into your van, or get lost in the woods. The game play is primarily 10% "catch em' all" and 90% "Our servers are experiencing issues. Please come back later."

(Pokemon Go in a nutshell)
Player: "WOW, there's a crowbat in my backyard and I'm going to catch it!
Player attempts to catch it
Battle is interupted
Screen says, "Our servers are experiencing issues. Please come back later."
Player: KMS

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