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Police Brutality is lethal and unwarranted force against a civilian.
Police officers do usually get away with it with only minor fines.
Hank: Howdy Officer
Officer Daniels: Do you know why i pulled you over?
Hank: not really...why did you pull me over?
Officer Daniels: i smelled drugs
Hank: from 400 feet away in a enclosed vehicle?
Officer Daniels: your getting off topic
Hank: ok then..can i go now?
Officer Daniels: getting a attitude with me boy?
Hank:no..i just want answers
Officer Daniels: Sir get out of the vehicle
Hank: ok..let me get my id from the dash
Officer Daniels: GUN!!!!!
Hank: do what??
Officer Daniels: get on the ground now!!!!!!
hank im not doing anything heres my license!
*officer daniels hits hank with night stick several times*
Officer Daniels: there...now i feel better about my self.
Hank: i cant feel my arms!
Officer Daniels: too bad so sad :D
Hank: The Police Brutality!!
*officer drives off*
Hank: Oh Why me!! why did they release the rule allowing the officers to beat us law abiding citizens when ever they want!
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What America is becoming, thanks to the US PATRIOT act, whos name is pretty ironic.
FREEDOM IS EEEVIL YAALLL! GO BUSH!
- Authoritarian Republican
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a bunch of b.s. filled muslims whom choose to criticize, judge and put down other muslims on the internet or in real life.
Haram Police Officer: la ilaha illa allah, her ankles are showing. HARAM!
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a term used by people that deal with the police and just really dont like them.
Fuck the police!
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A particular individual that walks in on people at the wrong time, if someone is making out, which is a form of PDA; Public Display of Affection, this specific person will always catch these people doing nasty things. The two individuals are most likely PDA-heavy and enjoy attention on them. The pda police will make an attempt to stop these actions by giving them a pda ticket, a pda ticket is a ticket that two individuals get when they get caught doing something that is showing too much pda
"Stop groping me! The PDA police is coming!!"
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A city in Canada where there are only four policeman, who sit at the top of a tower with a bag of tex mex and maple syrup. To identify one of the four, just look for a man with an inspector hat on and eating a bag of tex mex.
Foreigner: Hey look at that scrub with the inspector hat and eating tex mex out of a bag!
Halifax Native: Yo, don't mess that is one of our four members of the Halifax Police
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When someone petty looks at your texts, emails or social media posts and checks for grammatical errors.
But I'm sure you're going to proofread my text and Grammar Police me right now since you have nothing else. Keep your Grammar Cred up...
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