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The act of urinating so forcefully that anyone in earshot is convinced you have a hatred of toilets/urinals.
I held it for so long that when I finally went, the guy next to me said "you were pissing like you hate porcelain."
i'm making a deposit in the porcelain bank
Bob : I hate those shoes you're wearing
Jess : Turn off your porcelain face
Bob : Geez I'm sorry!
squeezing out a fat one, taking a dump, releasing your bowels
Sorry i was late for school, i was busy restocking the porcelain pond w/ brown trout.
Beautiful person with a fragile mind , eye's that tell a story , and a heart of american honey , ready to stand up for anything she believes in .
She has such a "porcelain mind" , beautiful and kind .
The toilet, specifically when one is hunched over it vomiting loudly.
I got so drunk last night that I ended calling Ralph long distance on the great white porcelain phone.
When you accidentally drop your phone in the toilet.
"Hey man, I was going to call you but then I went and gave my phone the porcelain baptism."