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The act of urinating so forcefully that anyone in earshot is convinced you have a hatred of toilets/urinals.
I held it for so long that when I finally went, the guy next to me said "you were pissing like you hate porcelain."
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i'm making a deposit in the porcelain bank
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Bob : I hate those shoes you're wearing
Jess : Turn off your porcelain face
Bob : Geez I'm sorry!
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squeezing out a fat one, taking a dump, releasing your bowels
Sorry i was late for school, i was busy restocking the porcelain pond w/ brown trout.
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When sitting on the toilet, urinating skyward (as a reflex to the natural urge to pee after dropping a deuce) due to the boner obtained while watching porn.
John tagged himself with a golden stream in a post porcelain porn fountain after watching tranny hooker porn.
Beautiful person with a fragile mind , eye's that tell a story , and a heart of american honey , ready to stand up for anything she believes in .
She has such a "porcelain mind" , beautiful and kind .
Fecal residue left on the inside of the toilet, either above or under the water, for more than 3 days.
Dude, someone totally butt scuffed the toilet here.
Naw, dude, thats porcelain rust.