porch party

a party that takes place, go figure, on the front porch of a house that involves lots of alcohol, typically thrown by non-frat collage students, hippies and meddle age parents who want to make their kid's friends parents feel inadequate.

it is often used as a way of bragging to random passers-by that those partaking have more free time than them.

Student 1: On my way over here there was a porch party on every block!
Student 2: Damn, it's only Thursday, those lucky bastards!

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Porch Monkey

A taxidermy of a deer ass, made to look like the face of a monkey.

That's one mighty fine porch monkey hanging on your wall.

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porch monkey

a monkey that sits on the porch
aka a lazy ass person sits on the porch all day

bob is a porch monkey, he's so lazy

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Porch Fiend

A person who fiends sitting on there porch gocking at others walking by. These people are usually old and don't have much else to do.

hey man that cougar does nothing but sit on her porch and prey on young guys she is a fucking cougar ass porch fiend

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porch cred

A display of one's popularity defined by the number of individuals relaxing on one's porch compared to one's neighbors.

Dude, only three people are out here, next door like twenty people are on the patio. This is really killing our porch cred.

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Porch Bonk

A person of the negro race who sits on there porch eating their fried chicken and kool-aid and looking at there Impala

porch bonk

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Porch poacher

Someone or a group of people intended on taking any valuable and movable objects from someone’s property. ie porch

Mon did you hear about the porch poachers in the neighborhood, hide your valuables

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