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Two-Hundred Pounder too hun-drid poun-der:
(n.) - 1. A sizeable man, 2. One who personifies characteristics of manliness.3.A man known for wearing T-Shirts larger than M and pants larger than 34”. (adj.) - An envious term for an individual/event that is oft envied.
Origin: U.S.A., Southern District of FL. English Vernacular.
(n.)
1. The smaller, weaker men cowered in the corner while the two-hundred pounder had his fill.
2. The two-hundred pounder could bench press more parties than the sobers.
(adj.)
1. Rookie Partier: “Broseph, that party was raging last night!”
Veteran Partier: “I know, that party was obviously two-hundred pounds.”
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A man who has rough sex with drunken barrel shaped women.
Where did that fat drunk bitch go? I don't know but twenty bucks says Todd's playing the role of pickle barrel pounder.
When someone strokes another persons penis near the base and lower shaft with their hand while teasing the tip and upper shaft with their mouth.
I fell asleep early but woke up when she started giving me a quarter pounder with tease.
After arousing your girlfriends sexual interests, you forcibly shove half of your clenched fist up her ass (hence the "quarter", since a "full" would be both fists), whilst simultaneously ejaculating into her anus.
The quarter pounder with cheese:
Bob: Once I got Harriet in the mood, I gave her the ol' "quarter pounder with cheese" to liven things up a little!
Doug: Sick!
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Remember when Dorothy was in the wizard of oz and got knocked out before the tornado?
….
YOU’VE BEEN HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A BALLSACK.
You’re on a bunk bed, you have a pony tail sitting perfectly on the crown of your head, you have the two last rationed pieces of toilet paper and you’re are waving them in the wind like a palm tree in the wind,
We are licking them,
….THEN the hurricane …
BOOBNADO
you’re swirling in the hurricane, dorothys here, (TOTO too)
The HAIRY BALLSACK DROPS IN
….TEA BAG ….in the face!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!RUN FOR COVER!!!!!!!
THEN
Porky the porch pounding monster’s grundle is out and SWINGIN’ (played by Chris Pratt)
You have an euphoric experience….
.:..You’re in the world of balls. ..:…
Finally,
you land, under a palm tree.
You fall in love with Porky.
The two lived happily ever after pounding under the palm trees.
The End
You’ve been sincerely pounded by the
Palm tree
Naughty Porky
Bad Girl
AMEN.
I was hit by a Palm Tree Pounder last night
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you lay on your back and you are completley naked and you get 8 midgets to screw you in the anus.
untill its wideenough to fit all 8 midget penises.
Man that 8 midget pounder was crazy last night i am still crapping pancakes,
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