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Getting pressed is when a dumb fucker named mike crotch gets pressed so hard he gets shook and can only respond with “k”. And is now Dan and Bens bitch
Mike crotch was getting pressed so hard today he shit himself
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When a teenager names micheal gets pressed tf out of and just says “k” cause he’s so shook
Mike crotch was getting pressed so hard today
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To squeeze the liquid out of a turd, using one's underwear, and into someone's mouth.
That four-dollar hooker let me French Press her twice!
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1. What wank translates to for girls, ie, the pressing of the clitrois for female masturbation.
2. A slang term for a girl masturbating.
Girl: Wow, that picture of Orlando Bloom is so hot! I have to go press the button now!
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When someone sits on your face and puts all of their weight into it, causing your skull to break.
I ate my girls ass and she gave me a hydraulic press.
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The act of two partners putting their butts up against each other and popping. This causes the feces to be pressed in between the two bodies like a pancake. Usually done in sexual euphoria.
Derek picked up a girl at Panini's last night and she wanted to do the pancake press. At first he was skeptical, but now he does a solo press against the mirror everyday.
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A synonym for suicide. Origin comes from Budd Dwyer, a former Pennsylvania politician who, on the morning of January 22, 1987, committed suicide by shooting himself in the mouth with a revolver during a televised press conference.
"Man, my girlfriend just left me, my dog died, and there's no way to get a Rock Band pre-order for launch day. I'm thinking about holding a press conference."
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