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a tunnel in your pubic hairs created by a small, disgusting creature that you picked up in a fraternity.
"My multiple pubic burrows are really causing a damper on my love life. It's like a crab-farm down there."
A Pubic Awesome is the act of orally pleasuring a vendor after they provide a particularly spectacular service. Due to the gusto with which a Pubic Awesome is performed, there can be collateral damage in the form of dental contact with the groin region, often leading to pubic hair and genital warts being caught in the teeth. At the completion of the act, the grin of the customer will generally be bristling with the fruits of their labor.
Vendor: So what do you think of your motorcycle tune?
Happy customer: God damn that's one peppy R6! I think I'm gonna have to leave more than a 15% gratuity! *glaaaaaarghhghghghghahgahghgahgahhRRR!*
(Surprisingly Hirsute) Vendor: *Sigh* Another happy customer, another Pubic Awesome. I'm pretty glad I don't manscape!
Happy Customer: Might you have a floss-pick?
When you don’t shave your legs for A long time and it looks like pubes
Person 1: oh I forgot to shave my legs last week
Person 2: guess your legs are as long and thick as pubic hair
Person 1: oh no I got pubic legs
The process of transplanting a viable hair follicle from one's body (usually the scalp) to their pubic area, to fill in bald spots or in order to gain more lustrous hair in the area (full bush effect). This procedure is usually performed by a licensed medical professional or aesthetician in a sterile setting, on multiple occasions, until desired effect is achieved.
Terry decided to try pubic interloafing to surprise Kevin with a fuller bush on their first anniversary.
The dread and chaotic cleanup that follows when a man shaves his nuts in a heat of passion without planning for disposal of his cleaved-off pubes beforehand.
I shaved my Wookiee nuts last night, and when I was done the bathroom was practically wearing a fursuit, but then my sister knocked on the door which sent me into full-on Pubic Panic.
A term for when pubic hair covers the mons pubis
"So how was your date yesterday?"
"Awful, she had the biggest mount pubic ever! Like something straight outta the 70's!"
referring to a male or female's genital regions.
I want to explore his pubic pastures all night long