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Irish phrase, used to describe someone who lacks any skill in the sport of hurling/ camogie. When referring to Ireland's national sport, one may commonly hear people mention the act of 'pucking' the sliothar (ball) with the hurley, one of the many skills in the game. Pucking is in fact considered to be the sport's most fundamental skill, with any inability to perform this skill essentially dooming a player to failure. In rural Ireland, where hurling is commonly played, it is not uncommon for one to encounter the fecal matter of cows or other animals when strolling through a country field. On closer inspection, one may observe insects such as flies and dung beetles congregating around the fecal matter. The proximity of the flies to the fecal matter is generally such that they would be very easy targets should one feel compelled to swing a hurley in their direction. Thus, for someone to be considered unable to connect with flies in close proximity to a cow's fecal matter, they must be completely lacking in the basic skills of hurling/ camogie.
Jaysus Christ that full forward wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite!
Another word for fuck the gouphers
puck the gouphers is another word for fuck the gouphers
Fuck the gouphers
when Susan is lonely she goes on tinder to find her a creamy puck
a creamy puck is when the male puffs his chest like a pigeon
susan “hello male creamy puck me”
male “ok suzzie boo puffy me”
The act of shitting in your partner's hands and then molding it into a puck-like shape. The event is ending by the couple eating said "fudge-pucks" with great zeal.
Dude... I hope she didn't eat any corn today, chewy fudge-pucks are gross.
A girl (or guy) who hooks up with only hockey players. Normally found in hockey areas such as north in the country America, all of Canada, Northern Europe countries. The person most likely grew up with hockey but could never play.
That hoe is such a puck slut .
A chick who knows hockey bros have the biggest cocks and so only fucks us. Will do anything for hockey cock.
Hockey Bro 1: Dude, I skullfucked Kylie for 2 hours after practice yesterday. I didn't even have time to shower.
Hockey Bro 2: Are you kidding bro? You fucking reek after practice.
Hockey Bro 1: Yup, she slurped my sweaty cock good.
Hockey Bro 2: What a fucking puck slut.
A girl who fucks just hockey players
Him: I fucked Jackie this weekend
Guy 1: yo me too
Guy 2: lol isn’t she hot
Guy 3: I fucked her too
Oh my god Jackie is such a puck slut