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Best hockey chirp known to man. Only use if you want to mentally and physically destroy your opponent.
Meaning; that the player is really bad because the only thing his team got in a trade is a tin of chewing tobacco and not a full bag but a half bag of pucks. Maybe some orange slices if he is lucky.
Hey 19! Led the Q in pims as an over ager buddy, wheeled my buddies billet sister! You suck 19! What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks? Maybe some orange slices?
“Suck my knob!”
A negatory phrase used in response to something said that is so disturbing and undesirable that it makes your butthole pucker.
The Mets are going to win the World Series this year. Puck that shit! The Royals are taking the crown this year. Buh bye!
1. To cheer for a great win or celebrate something or cheering for something new or anything for or towards or at an ice hockey or air hockey game
2. 'Fuck Yeah' while sitting next to a family at a hockey game.
actor A: this is the most powerful hand gun in a hockey game
actor B: PUCK YEAH
When the sani-hut water is frozen and you take a shit, and it slides around.
My shit just slid around on the port o potty blue water, like a brown hockey puck
The act of eating a Hamburger or circular lunch meat without the bun, using your fingers.
Bruno: You gonna eat anything at the baseball game?
Dave: Yeah but I can't eat bread so I think I'll be Hockey Pucking some burgers.
A girl who goes to all the boys hockey games and doesn't even play hockey. She also thinks she knows everything about hockey.
Your such a puck hoe Lexi.
Then you Fuck a girl (must be a girl sorry) (if it’s a guy it’s called “the Gregory Gourdet“) in the ass until she gapes then you stuff smoked salmon pizza in her open asshole then eat it out of her ass hands free
I texted my girlfriend on my way home from the dope hole that I was starving and was gonna have to eat before we could smash, she said, “ I know your hungry baby so I got every thing ready so we can do “the Wolfgang puck” when you get here and kill two birds with one stone.