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pumpkin bubbles

When you cannot promise something but you intend to try really hard.

I can't promise not to cum inside you but I will pumpkin bubbles.

by SFC Asshole July 15, 2010


Pumpkin Patch

An unwanted patch of zits on the forehead.

Dang it! I have a pumpkin patch!

by Shrekiskek March 8, 2018


Pumpkin Pounding

When someone sticks the stem of a pumpkin up their ass and proceeds to smash the pumpkin by jumping/sitting on it

Me and the boys like to go Pumpkin Pounding on our off day from Bitcoin mining

by Denniss Kanetality May 1, 2021


Raft Pumpkin

1. When your farts are so ripe that you lose all your friends in a Wal-Mart.
2. When there's a fart queued to come out and you sneeze, forcing the fart out while your butthole is clenched and it tears your asshole in half.

1. Guts; "What's wrong with that guy?"

Griffin; "He was riding high but then he hit a raft pumpkin..."

2. "I was sitting on my aunt's couch and I power-pumped a raft-pumpkin."

And that is how you make scrambled eggs!

by Duke aka Dukenstein 3D June 10, 2018


The Flying Pumpkin

Where two people of the opposite sex ( Or same if you are feeling happy ) get together and perform this sex move. It's where one person takes a pencil, shoves it in their eye and the other person shoves it up their butthole.

Can be done with more pencils to fit more people.

John: "Hey wanna do the flying pumpkin tonight?"

Jim: "Yeah man! I have the pencil."

by I Flying Pumpkin April 10, 2011


curfew pumpkin

A person who sneaks out to dance parties, raves, concerts and other such social events without his or her parents’ permission and must return before a certain time or before the parents notice that their child is gone. Much like how Cinderella had to return home unnoticed before the stroke of midnight and the carriage returned to being a pumpkin, people who are curfew pumpkins must slip in and out of their house without being detected.

She left the party in a hurry without explaining so she might be a curfew pumpkin

by Major Madcat July 16, 2019


Mmmk Pumpkin

A reassuring way to say ok to someone.

Landon: I am better than you at reading.
Helen: Mmmk Pumpkin.

by Fuel483slow June 4, 2022