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The Ultimate Punisher is a sexual position frequently enjoyed by people named Mike and Josh. It is when a person slowly sucks the toe of his partner, then eventually envelopes the entire foot in his mouth. He then bites down as hard as he can and bites off the foot in one fell swoop leaving blood dripping everywhere. He then spits out the foot and proceeds to cum on it.
Hot girl: "Why are you a paraplegic? "
Hotter girl: Oh, mike and josh both did the Ultimate Punisher on me."
When a girl (or boy) gives a blowjob to a guy and after he ejaculates she keeps sucking until eventually the male cums for a 2nd time, causing extraordinary discomfort and sensitivity to the penis. If the the giver of the blowjob does this a 3rd time, the recipient can actually take them to court because doing that is illegal.
John: Why is Billy staying home today?
Roger: I heard Sarah gave him The Punishment of Athena.
John: Damn! He should give her a Mexican Avalanche if she did that to him. That's scary.
Roger: We should say a prayer for him.
Message found on "Celiac Awareness Day" t-shirts, mugs, sacks of flour etc.
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Excuse me Del. Your leaky device is ruining my trousers. Why are you trying to write "Gluten For Punishment" on everyone's sandwich?
I'm increasing awareness of celiac disease.
And increasing cleaning bills. Where did you even get a mustard pen?
Dr. Science's Gadgetplex.
When a male or female keep rape ing people even little kids or lie about being rape to lock up innocent people they hate and envy. They get the final punishment. A male gets his dick cut off and and a female get the inside of her pussy burned with hot fire and cook the meat inside alll the way through. So it can’t be use to have sex anymore. They even black mail people to have save with them or bribe police to rape people. Even little kids get these punishment for lying about adults that didn’t rape. A lot of people control freaks and love to be in power and abuse it.
I have no mercy for these kind of people. No discussion sentence to final punishment.
An act of vigorous male masturbation.
"Cathy walked in on Dave while he had his pants down punishing the Megatron. He quickly looked up in sweaty, red faced shock."
The act of melting down a snickers bar in a pan and throwing the molten nougat into someones face. This then sticks to the victims face, burning them continuously.
Person 1: Did you see that guys face?! What happened to him?
Person 2: Yeah, it seems poor man's punishment got the better of him.
Person 1: What! That must of hurt.
To be King punisher is to be ruthless and merciless to all of evil. You would assassinate all of the bad in the world.