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Similar to the cunt punt, but is a kick to a female's vagina that renders her paralyzed and causes her to instantly cry tears of blood
If Sara Palin had become vp i would have had to judo cunt punt her down Pennsylvania Ave.
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The final demeaning kick a former NFL player administers after finishing beating the shit out a woman.
Kareem gave that bitch the final hunt cunt punt that she probably had coming after calling him the N word!
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To defecate.
I'm going to be late, got to punt out a turtle.
the act of a woman pissing you off so bad that you get a running start and kick her directly in her vagina while yelling its good!!!!!!
i was telling a story at lunch and that bitch kept trying to one up me so i took a couple steps back ran towards her and gave her a running cunt punt. i bet she will never do that again.
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Punting on First Down is a term that means to squander an ample opportunity, or to not attempt an endeavor at all. Punting on first down is (usually) a waste of your other 3 chances to move the ball in football. By punting you have forfeited those other 3 downs and given the ball directly back over to the opposing team.
"I knew Jim would punt on first down, when he didn't even ask Pam out, even though she made it obvious she was into him."
When you get the random urge to punt babies. Usually across football fields.
YOU: Doctor, i don't know whats wrong with me. i just get the urges to punt a baby all the time.
DOCTOR: I'm sorry to tell you, but you have punting baby syndrome. also known as PBS.
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1) verb - to kick a girl as hard as you can in her vagina
2) noun - When Putin punts.
George: I totally putin-punted my ex gf last night! Ted: DUDE, LOL.
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