Pity rim

When a friend or other person offers to give you their winning rim from their Tim Hortons coffee cup.

mitch's friend offered her winning rim to him but mitch rejected her pity rim because he was too honorable. She was also a Republican and a racist.

rim towel

the 2-3 ply you use to wipe up with after taking a deuce

I'm all out in here, could you pass me some more rim towel.

chilli rim

rubbing chilli over someone's anus and licking it off

I chilli rimmed her last night

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tequila rimming

1. Shave her crack and a-hole so the skin is sensitive.
2. Cut a lime in half and rub it in enthusiastically along the full length of her crack, paying particular attention to her arsehole.
3. Add a good sprinkle of salt all along.
4. Pour tequila into the small of her back so it runs down the crack, bury your face between those salty sticky limey tequila-y cheeks and get stuck in..

5. It will all get a bit squirmy - repeat as required :)

"She loves a good tequila rimming"
"Me too, and the more I do it the better her arse looks!"

Rim dutty

A ferocious right handed punch, similar to the haymaker but with much more precision and aggression.

Normally followed with a "nananaana" to stun the opposition into submission.

"Oh crap, That bloke gave that other bloke a disgraceful rim dutty... Poor bloke"

Synchronized rimming

The act of licking each other's assholes simultaneously. It is believed to be one the original Olympic sports.

Synchronized rimming is the only sport my gf and I genuinely enjoy together.

golf rimming

When putting on a golf course and you putt the ball straight in the pin but before the ball drops it rolls/wraps around the hole at least 360 degrees - you can say to your golf partner in a Welsh accent "ah a bit of rimming there #insert name#

Ah a bit of rimming there Ian, bit of rimming

(Welsh accent)
Golf rimming

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