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Cause of all issues known to man on planet earth, such as Global Warming, Financial Crisis, Poverty, Volcano Eruptions and dead kittens. When you're unable to reach this website, it's probably Ray's Fault.
Bob: I lost my job.
Steve (Indifferently): Ray's Fault
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The act of hitting one's girlfriend or fiancée excessively. This will be followed by a bruised face and negative press, but don't worry you'll only get suspended for 2 games. (If you smoke one pot, expect to miss the rest of the season) This beating may or may not be followed by marrying the abused girl due to her low self esteem and your ability to make large quantities of money and buy her nice trinkets AKA bling-bling.
1. If I caught my girl at a Vegas pool party doing that, I'd go Ray Rice on her ass.
2. Did you see that Josh Gordon got suspended for the whole season? Yeah we should Ray Rice Roger Goodell.
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When a man knocks his girl the fuck out.
Did you see him hit her?
Yea, he totally Ray Riced her.
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the greatest cause of celebration during an intense game of nazi zombies. screaming and shouting and occasionally even battle cries often follow a player stumbling across the rare but life-changing weapon in the mystery box. prolongs zombie pwning time but nazi zombies is still and will always remain an un-winnable game mode.
AHHHHH I GOT THE FUCKING RAY GUN OH MY GOD WE'RE TOTALLY GONNA WIN NAZI ZOMBIES NOW!!!!11!1
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The racist african american mayor of New Orleans.
When help did not arrive in the blink of an eye during hurricane katrina, he had no other choice put to use the "racist" option when he didn't get his way.
He claimed there were not enough buses but in fact news footage showed an entire parking lot filled with buses that could have been used to evacuate people.
Later, Nagin claimed that those buses were not good enough.
Basically, he used the opportunity to stay in office as mayor by rallying the support of other african americans who believed his bullshit lies.
Some people were even deranged enough to believe that the government stalled because it wanted the african americans to suffer, which in retrospect, is total bullshit and makes no rational sense, considering the government had to pay billions to repair the damaged city.
He later called New Orleans "the chocolate city" during a speech in honor of the anti-racist "Martin Luther King".
Now if the mayor of a mostly white populated city were to call it the vanilla city, you know damn well the guy would lose his job and nobody would hear the end of it.
However, for some unknown reason, most african americans can be openly racist while white people cannot.
These are the same african americans who claim to be against racism but are in fact only using that excuse as a front for their own agendas.
Some people have come to use the slang, "Mayor Niggin" as a way to describe a corrupt african american politican.
Ray Nagin: "We as black people, it's time, it's time for us to come together. It's time for us to rebuild a New Orleans, the one that should be a chocolate New Orleans. And I don't care what people are saying Uptown or wherever they are. This city will be chocolate at the end of the day."
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To make friends with a girl and gradually convince her to break up with her boyfriend for you, thereby "stealing" her.
Hey man, can I talk to you? "Sure" Well, it's just.. my girlfriend has been less intimate towards me.. I dunno why.. she's also spending a lot of time with this dude.. Going to the cinema with him.. hanging out.. you know? "Dude, I think you totally just got Mark Ray'd"