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An omnipotent god who owns the biggest ranch in the observable universe and has the power to destroy galaxies and owns many planets. He has unlimited power and even more lore behind him. He looks like a 38 year old man, brown hair, a large beard, 287 lbs, 6,3. He is well known by meany extraterrestrial species and was married to a demigod named agatha. He has 2 sons named Tony and Big Business.
Guy 1: “Did you hear about Big Ranch’s new purchase?”
Guy 2: “Its the 85th one this week I am not surprised”
Guy 1: “but still, they say he has infinite amounts of money”
Guy 2: “I believe that statement”
A fat country girl who sleeps around
Did you see the girl on party down south? She's a ranch dipper!!
When you jizz on the nipples and you wipe lettuce all over it. Substituting it for ranch when you broke as fuck. (Usually you make the partner eat it all)
Suzie wanted a salad but we were out of ranch, so we made nipple ranch instead.
When you creampie a girl and then proceed to finger her vagina and finally you finish her off with anal fingering.
Dude I gave that girl the Ranch Finger and now she keeps complaining about having sticky farts!
An insult for people who like ranch a little too much (typically used by people who don’t like dressing at all)
“Ew. Look at that fucking ranch head over there. They put ranch on literally everything~”
a big ranch. you know, like a farm. a diamond ranch.
i need to head over to the diamond ranch before prom