Random
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Random
Anyone who keeps guitar picks, sugar packets, stink bombs, computer chips with viruses on them, a palm pilot, and fortune cookie fortunes in their pockets all at the same time.
Random person: "Yeah and I also have a stink bomb somewhere in here...Crap! Where'd it go?"
Normal person: "Wow. I'm leaving."
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when someone does something bizarre/inappropriate or out of the ordinary!
this dodgy lad who was on a training course with me used to try and impress everyone by doing something unusual at an inapropriate time so we nicknamed him Randy-Random lol, like stick his work up his shirt pretend he forgot where he put it and then in a mr.bean voice would pull it out and say, something stupid like JAM JARS AND CRAZY CARS WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BABY DOING HERE? Random!!!
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Being random is fun, all my friends are random. But I am but a humble person, so I must abide by the nonsensical humour of my fellow friendlings and be random too.
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A girl who you have no idea who is gives you head and you never speak to or receive head from ever again.
Sharukh got head from that randomer.
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An act by a person that is unexpected or just weird.
dam what the hell was that you random
mofo.
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a person who you bump into, normally in a club or a festival campsite, who comes up and talks to you, and you have a long pointless conversation. normally the random and yourself are pissed when said conversation occurs. if in a festival campsite, give the random a beer, or wine or dope.
We' were getting stoned at Glasto, when this random wearing a Velvet Underground T-Shirt came into our circle and chatted to us about his vision he had.
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that elephant just..aw garfuncle...my muffin ran up a tree and ran into a cat!
*some says aw Q* that was random...
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