"I'll beat your ass" said in the Shakespeare way..
Hamlet: thous mother suckith
Saxo Grammaticus: I shall strike thy rectum
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If u look this up ur either gay or on heroine.
Man I'm really gay I could really use a big fat cock in my rectum
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A joke with no beginning only a punchline...
Phase 1, underpants! Phase 2....
Phase 3 profit!
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The risky game of chance that occurs when you attempt to squeak out a fart that could either be harmless gas or liquify into a shart.
"Phil, last night I spun the wheel in my white linen pants and lost at rectum roulette. It was a disaster."
A person who has the intelligence level of a fucktarded idiot who goes around slurping rectums and raping sloths (not necessarily in that order.) and who also finds pleasure out of feces and hideous women.
Sid, you are as retarded as Rectum Slurping Sloth Rapist.
The politically correct term for fatass
That project manager is a real obese rectum.
An electroplasmic rectum gives the satisfaction of extreme pleasure through electromagnetic waves, often registered through the rectum.
The after-effects can last 6-7 days with exaggerated spasms throughout the body, mind and (empty) soul.
Declan: I has experienced electroplasmic rectum
Demetrius Demarcus Cousins the 3rd: Dude that's kinda weird you should seek help