When you're around a girl and she keeps trying to show you memes off the r/dankmemespage. Does not have to be a gamer girl, but it helps.
I know I was doing things right with this girl who has a reddit coochie, she kept giving me upvotes if you know what I mean.
A person who suddenly acts well educated in a subject despite of not knowing anything about it.
u/whatever: that's actually very unsafe, i am a packaging expert, and that would never pass in my book
u/whatever 2: ok Mr. Reddit
When some redditor says the same thing despite being told to shut up.
Joshua can stop giving me the fucking reddit rundown, no one fucking cares?
Something is reddit tier when it is broadly appealing to high school/college age white boys. It must be obsessed with science without actually understanding science, and it should discount any attempt to explain something through philosophy, or god forbid (lol) religion.
Bro your opinion on Descartes is reddit tier. It's absolutely possible that there is a you other than the one in your body.
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When you are supposed to be doing something else but instead you are looking at reddit.
I should have gotten back to work sooner but I got stuck in a reddit hole
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A momentary, violently uncontrollable urge to rapidly down-vote other user's submissions or comments on www.reddit.com, often as a natural reaction to having one's own submissions down-voted.
After having his submission down-voted below zero three seconds after posting it, Joe flew into an intense case of Reddit Rage, proceeding to down-voting every submission that did not mention pink plastic kittens in the title.
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type of slang used by soyboy redditors. It often spills into other websites, but is usually frowned upon. Redditor often use it when talking about their morbidly obese cats (or as they like to call them "chonkers"). It mainly consists of the words Chonker, Friendo, updoots, heckin', ect.
Jimbo: "howdy friendos! Met my cat Keanu! Isn't he such a heckin chonker?
Chad: "why are you using reddit talk? This isn't reddit dweeb"