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A guy who is a legit Republican. He typically thinks he is awesome and will say outlandish remarks about how insanely amazing the Republicans are. He may have a big head, and sometimes he likes to punch windows. If you find yourself having sexual fantasies about him, you are not alone.
Theresa, "Did you see The Republican??"
Tyler, "Yah, he was strolling down the hallway today wearing a pro-Bush shirt, and then he walked into the wall. He just looked so stellarly dreamy..."
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1 of the 2 major parties in the United States. It is made up mostly of racists and bigots who want to cut Social Security and all welfare programs, incite lethal insurrections when they lose elections, worship their presidential nominee like a God, deny scientists and facts. They do all of this in the name of Christianity as if Jesus would actually support any of it. The Republican Party is a major threat to democracy and the bottom 98% of America. It's members will continue to deny every election result when it's candidates lose. The sooner the party is voted into obscurity the better.
Democrat: Joe Biden won the 2020 election fair and square.
Republican: FAKE NEWS! The election was rigged because Trump told us so! Do your research on Wikipedia!
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A political term used as a synonym for Retard
Intellectual 1: Mitt Romney was such a republican
Intelectual 3: Yeah but Donald trump is beyond republican
Intelectual 2: HEY 3 YOU STOLE MY LINE
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The most powerful minority in the United States. Loves to complain about how relatively powerless minorities are too powerful.
The majority of Americans do not want Republicans to control the White House or Congress.
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Part of the human anatomy upon which one sits.
I have an itchy republican.
Get off of your republican.
Did you wipe your republican?
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These are your racists, they all seemed to have an impaired view on actual politics. These guys seem to constantly discriminate race, gender, and even sexuality.
Person 1: I can't believe that old Republican got us fired!
Person 2: Its because he's a fucking sexist perv!
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A Republican is typically a whiny middle aged white Christian male who is unable to adapt to change. They are afraid of: homosexuals and their homosexual agenda, Muslims, Mexicans, blacks, teenagers, lesbians, and "tyrannical" government.
All Republicans secretly believe that an ass-kicking killing machine lIves under their jeans shorts and short sleeved button up shirts and so they all WORSHIP guns. Guns and the Bible and the 'Murican flag! Republicans are about as subtle as a Mack truck.
Despite the fact that they are all ostensibly Christian and should be generous in spirit and ever-willing to turn the other cheek, Republicans are obsessed with the possibility that some one might be skating by on their hard work.
In short Republicans are like that one loud mouth uncle everybody has. He likes to act tough, but he's 120 lbs. overweight and he runs out of breath on his way to the buffet. Some of em are okay...
"Goddammit Lulabelle, we vote Republican in this trailer! Now I don't wanna hear one more word about Beee-rawk Obaawwma or you're gonna get the belt!"
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