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Like any normal ricer, a truck ricer has a lot of add ons and modifications that don’t do shit what so ever. Common characteristics of a truck ricer are but are not limited to: lifting your body 6 inches despite the axle remaining in the same position, a dumb ass exaust that makes your truck ridiculously loud and overly tinted windows, another awful characteristic of the tuck ricer is to lower it until it has almost no clearance which takes away most of the benefits of owning a truck in the first place
Asshole: “dude look at that low rider truck, that thing is sick bro”
Respectable individual: “that truck ricer is fucking awful and so are you”
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1) A person who clearly has no idea about how car engines work, but will add up all the engine modifications he has/plans to get with preconcieved horsepower figures to show how fast his car is.
2)A person who looks like hes working on his engine, but he's really just making sure his intake didn't fall off yet and he has no idea what he is doing or what is wrong with his car.
1) (man performing ricer diagnostics) "yea, well the car has 120 hp stock, but i got a intake, muffler, and performance tuner, so its got like 160 hp now, cuz the intakes 15 hp, the mufflers 15 hp, and the chips 10.
2) yea man, theres smoke coming outta the transfuxfibulator there, i just gotta retune my muffler bearings and it should be even faster than before.
Person of caucasian ethnicity who seeks only mates of Asian ethnicity to the exclusion of all other options.
Jim is such a ricer enticer that i hear he frequents local sushi bars to find potentials.
Bonnie is such a picky ricer enticer that she only chooses to date asians with the last name Li.
I dont know why Suzy tends to be a ricer enticer ever since Orlando hit it and quit it.
Any modifications done to any vehcile.
Anything that is not OEM to your vehicle.
All modifications are riceand detract from your vehicles beauty.
Oh I see you got clear lenses. You are a fucking ricer piece of shit. Your vehicle came from the factory the way it is supposed to be leave it alone you dumbfuck.
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When a ricer and a other car race, the ricer loses, the winner slows down to legal speed, then the ricer flies by and thinks he won, to save some face in front of his friends.
"Dude, check out this ricer, he wants to race, check out his 4-banger Dodge Neon, my V-8 6.6 403 could whoop his ass."
*Ricer revs engine* *I rev back*
"We kicked his ass... oh her comes the ricer flyby... sure enough, probably thinks he won..."
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Stopping crooked at a stoplight.
This happens when a ricer approaches a stoplight, and if he is first in line, he will swing wide in his own lane and stop at an angle to the lane with his wheels cocked, because he wants everyone to know his Honda Civic can beat their minivan by 2 carlenghts.
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