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In the book of Exodus in the bible, God gives Moses several tricks in order to pursuade the Israelites that God was on their side. Prior to the 10 plagues, God gave Moses the ability to make the Nile red when he poured it on land, to make his hand leprous when he took it out of his cloak, and to turn a snake into a staff. The staff became known as the rod of God.
The rod of God worked like a kick-stand.
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Stupendously successful singer who has dabbled in different musical styles which means that everybody could find at least one song by him that they like.
Enjoys shagging leggy blondes and driving fast cars. He is both a gentleman and a joker which means that both blokes and girls like him.
It has been confirmed by several ex-girlfriends that he has a large penis.
He is very charismatic and charming so that girls fall for him even if they didn't like him before.
Possesses inexplicable ability to wear loud colours, animal prints and tartan and look good in all of them.
"If looks could kill, then one glance from Rod Stewart could impregnate you."
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It is what the greatest prn stars name is
Golden Rod is not affraid to stand next anyone in the bathroom, The few the proud the Golden Rod, Golden Rod strong, Hi have we met Im Golden Roc, Golden Rod can rock you like a hurrican
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1) To continue to turn down or "poon" out on your friends.
2) To make plans and at the last minute break prior said engagement.
He said he was going to play golf today but he J-Rodded at the last minute.
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In cattle slaughter, the process of sealing the animal's esophagus by inserting a rod into neck of the carcass to draw it out. Once exposed, the esophagus is sealed with a plastic clamp or tied.
A crucial step in preventing E. coli contamination during slaughter is rodding the weasand. If the esophagus is not sealed properly, stomach contents may spill out.
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Someone named Ray who is amazing at dodgeball duing the regular season, but when the playoffs start, he is nowhere to be found. See also big living.
Dude 1: Damn you were nasty before the playoffs started, what happend?
Ray: I guess you can say I pulled a Ray-Rod. Jackass.
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Referring to when someone leaves unexpectedly without notification, mostly intentionally.
Same connotations as: fucked off, gone off..etc
He's rodded off somewhere
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