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What you lube your dick up with applesauce and stick it in your girl.
You: "Hey, Jerry, did you bang yo girl last night?"
Jerry: "Yeah, bro. Gave her that applesauce ross."
You: "Nice!"
*you both then high-five and proceed to have intense gay sex with each other until he applesauces your butthole*
Derived from the show "Friends," a couple who is in love and breaks up and gets back together again because they frequently lose sight of the relationship and/or refuse to believe they are in love in the first place.
"You guys broke up again? You know your not ross and rachel."
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Our lord and savior. We must praise him with all of our art and lives.
Someone: who's bob ross?
Me: our g o d
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A quote shouted by Danny Avidan (as of 2015, "Not-So-Grump) at Ross O'Donavan (who bought too many games). Remembered by any and ALL grump fans.
"Hey Barry... 're you washing dishes? Here's some more. Later!"
"GODDAMMIT ROSS!!"
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A Rapper claming hes gangster after admitting that he was a Correction officer.
AKA Officer Ricky
chris brown: i just kick Rihanna's ass!
Officer Ricky: (Bawes) You going to jail we dont fuck around(5. 0. all day)
Chris brown: Let me see if i can run it.
Officer Ricky: (Bawes) No body runs from Rick ross the po po
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WWE Commentator and Oklahoma native. One the best WWE announcers ever.
Jim Ross: Bah Gawd King, He's broken in half! Stone Cold, Stone Cold, Stone Cold! This is going to be one helluva sloberknocker, King!
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The GREATEST WWE announcer ever. Known for saying "Oh my God!" a lot.
Jim Ross: OH MAH GAWD KING, HE'S BROKEN IN HALF! MANKIND IS BROKEN IN HALF!
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