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The No Family Rule is a clearly defined standard in joke telling. Passed down generation by generation from our forefathers who developed the oral story telling tradition after many an altercation resulted from poorly delivered witticisms. The rule states that “no person may, at the expense of a handicapped and/or health impaired third party, pass any humorous remark where such humour stems from said handicap and/or health impairment UNLESS the deliveror has a family member (no more than once removed) with that same handicap and/or health impairment”.
Dude, Jimmy just dropped a AIDS joke and I know for a fact he's got no family with the "slow puncture". Clear breach of the No Family Rule... uncool.
Under the Jess Rule, when another person has a yummy or interesting looking drink, you can request a taste and the other person is forced to share.
The Jess Rule is requesting a taste of your mates drink.
*Person looks at drink* That drink looks yummy, Jess Rule!!!!
When a bro wants to fuck his bro but it's not gay, he just appreciates him as a male specimen
The rule stipulating that no one in your circle of friends with whom you typically discuss Game of Thrones episodes in can speak of, or even allude to, the latest episode until Monday. This is critical in order for the episode to be posted online for those without HBO.
"Bro, that last episode of Game of Thrones was nuts. So many people died."
"Shut up! Monday Rule!"
A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.
Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.
And they run when the sun comes up
With their lives on the line (alive)
For all that I've (no choice)
Gotta follow the laws of the wild (alive)
With their lives on the line (no choice)
Out here only the strong survive
What's done is done
Survived to see another day
The game of life
The hunter and the agile prey
No guarantee
Which of them will succeed?
Strong or weak?
Rules of nature
Rules of nature
Me: that's a meme so idk what is definition
Guy 1: Rules of nature
And they run when the sun comes up
With their lives on the line (alive)
For all that I've (no choice)
Gotta follow the laws of the wild (alive)
With their lives on the line (no choice)
Out here only the strong survive
What's done is done
Survived to see another day
The game of life
The hunter and the agile prey
No guarantee
Which of them will succeed?
Strong or weak?
Rules of nature
Rules of nature
When it absolutely positively needs to be shotgunned, you call...the Mcgun's Rule, developed during the manhatten project, it was a direct answer from the germans counter to the shotgun, the blitzkreig. The Americans knowing that their only hope to win the spirits of America back, developed the ultimate "shotgun" which cannot be overturned. The Mcguns Rule is only to be used sparingly and for dire need circumstances, when you must have something. It is the older brother of the Atom Bomb, developed 1 month before it because America knew what it would take to win the war, and much like the Atom Bomb it destroys everything in it's path. To this day, many still consider it to be similar in power to Ryus Hyduken, Raidens spear, or the BFG 9000. Basically it fucks shit up in a way that the people of Hiroshima are thankful they ONLY got the bomb and not the rule that shits on their laughable sho gun rule.
After the geneva convention, many humanitariums stressed to have it revised and include banning the Mcguns Rule, Uncle Sam politely said Fuck You.
Order of Command
Dibs, Shot, Sho Gun, Shotgun, Shotty, Blitzkrieg, MCGUNS RULE
Dan: Fuck I just broke my Leg
Dante: Alright dan get in the truck
Steve:McGuns Rule!!!!!!!
Lanolin: I've been having bad luck with the lady's since that boric acid hit my face, hey theres a slut who will have sex with me as long as I put her down...MCGUNS RULE!!!