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russia homosexist

a person who plays csgo all day, drinks vodka 25/8, you know basically a normal ruski dude but acts sus, russia homosexists are really rare to find, but you might get to see a few in your life.

(They can be only found in CS:GO, only exceptions are when you are in siberia, you drink vodka in ice in your igloo, you get out to salute the polar bear and you see a russia homosexist drunk asf talking to it)

eg. "Oh yea fucking western spy daddy, cum in my mouth, let's invade Germany together"

eg. 2 -Do you remember that ruski guy from our comp match?

-Oh yea, is he gay?

-No dummy, that's a russia homosexist

by XxPusSlayer420xX March 13, 2021


in soviet russia

a meme in which something is reversed between america and soviet russia

in america you write definition, in soviet russia definition writes you

by September 17, 2020


In soviet russia

A type of meme that everything is reversed.

In soviet russia, the pokemon catches you.

by FCCRickRoll250 October 25, 2020


Mikal Russia

When someone is that mentally paralytic off the bevvies, literally nothing they say is bound by the laws of logic and basic speech.

"He was fucked him, last night, you know"

"He was just enjoying himself"

"No, he was full-on bordering Mikal Russia"

"...Fuck."

by Syd Mully May 3, 2016


russia russia russia hoax

A ploy by the democratic party to overturn the 2016 election by baselessly accusing Trump of colluding with the Russian government.

"Are you really bringing uo the russia russia russia hoax? That was disproven years ago!"

by derekcarriselite March 7, 2024


you are not in Russia

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, reminding Donald Trump which country he lives in.

"You are not in North Korea; you are not in Turkey; you are not in Russia, Mr. President, and by the way, you are not in Saudi Arabia. You are in the United States of America. It is a democracy, so why don't you just try for a moment to honor your oath of office to the Constitution of the United States."

by Monkey's Dad September 25, 2020


Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia

An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.

Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...

American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018