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A Skinny ugly ass albino douchbag who says lies and is a pussy that hides behind his friend when he gonna get his ass beat.
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Hes the kind of guy who can and will love you with all his heart. Hes sweet, kind and funny. Any girl would be lucky to have him. Hes not afraid to try new things, is usually down for anything. Hes fun to be around and talk to. When he smiles, his eyes light up. That darn smile of his. Hes warm, kind hearted and makes you feel safe. Hes athletic, smart and of course, muscular and attractive. Hes very talented and a bit competetive, but is not a sore loser (well maybe sometimes). Ryan loves to talk and can talk all day. Ryan also loves to sing, its one of his many talents. He is patient and will take the time to teach you new things. His black fluffy hair makes you wish he wouldnt cut it, but what can you do, he likes trying new haircuts. Ryan loves his family and friends. Is someone you can rely on, to be there when you need a shoulder to lean on. His only down side: he can be a bit stubborn (but not always). Hes an all around amazing guy and friend...
I just love talking to Ryan
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The most god damn sexually perverted 8th grader there is. He is so chubby and cute. I can’t live without a Ryan.
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A ROTC kid who thinks he is a real soldier.
Ryan went to boot camp and then quit, so he could say he was a U.S. soldier.
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A Ryan can usually be found at the local dive bar with a cue stick in one hand and a Corona in the other. They like to make friends and hang out with people, but sometimes they prefer to be alone. Ryans are a paradox; they are extremely outgoing, but they harbor a deep loathing for humanity. If a Ryan has a girlfriend, she will be amazing and not at all passive-aggressive.
Ryans are cocky bastards who refuse to be wrong about anything, and don't like to be told what do.
But all in all, Ryans are an okay bunch of fellas who just need a good swift kick every now and then.
See that guy over there holding the cue stick and downing his eighth Corona? Yeah, that's Ryan.
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