sa moara mama daca mint

"sa moara mama daca mint" or "die my mother if I lie" is a very used expression here in Romania.
If you want to make someone really think you say the truth, this is the best expression you can use.

Nu am luat eu pixul, sa moara mama daca mint!
I didn't took the pen, die my mother if I lie!

Bahala ka sa buhay mo

Meaning “You decide what to do with your life” or “You’re on your own”. Very popular among Filipino moms.

You: But ma, everyone I know has/does ___
Mom: Tangina bahala ka sa buhay mo

Sexually Attractive/Attracted (SA)

Sexually Attractive/Attracted means being sexually attracted to someone.

"This person is so SA"
"What does SA mean?"
"Sexually Attractive"

Sexually Attractive/Attracted (SA)

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Ma-ma-se, ma-ma-sa

Something said that’s irrelevant or meaningless to you or the public in general. Scat-like mumble jumbo. A synonym would be “whatever.”

Hey, did you hear about _blah, blah, blah_?
Ma-Ma-se, Ma-Ma-sa

asdf jkla;sdf jkla;sdf jakl;d fdsfasfdsajksla; fjdkls;a fjdkl;a fjkld;sa jfkdl;a jfkdl;sa fjkl;a jklfd;as jkfdsl;a jfkl;sa fjkd;lsa

t h e p o w e r o f a t h o u s a n d asdf g o o g l e s e a r c h e s

This phrase is so powerful, that even Google crumbles under it's reign! When you search this word, you get less than 5 results! The definition of this phrase is as follows: "HELP ME I AM BoReD OUT OF MY MIND I nEeD MEDICAL HeLp"

Sidenote: If you delete the "asdf " at the beginning, the phrase loses most of it's power, and only means "im kinda bored lol".

Sources:

The documentary of communism ~ Netflix
My friend ~ My friend's mom

You: asdf jkla;sdf jkla;sdf jakl;d fdsfasfdsajksla; fjdkls;a fjdkl;a fjkld;sa jfkdl;a jfkdl;sa fjkl;a jklfd;as jkfdsl;a jfkl;sa fjkd;lsa
datboi567: omg ill come over asap
You: omg thank ya senpai

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ching ching chong chong wo sa fo

The phrase Shaq said to Yao Ming. In which Yao Ming replied, "I know; Chinese is a difficult language to learn." However, this phrase accurately represents how most non-Chinese people attempt and fail to speak Chinese. Whether Shaq was making a mockery or actually trying to communicate remains a mystery.

The phrase is commonly used to irritate Asians in general.

White guy: Ching ching chong chong wo sa fo hahahahahaha
asian: wtf dude

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Three-Oh-Three Sa-la-mi

1. A rare sexual tool wielded by a master of intimate pleasure and desire
2. An abnormally large wank containing rocket propelled semen
3. Zach's penis

Baby, I got the best three-oh-three sa-la-mi that you'll find in the big nutty!

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