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When two women scissor with with their pants on.
Nyki, you have to safety scissor so you don't get an STD.
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The act of masturbation prior to a sexual encounter, used to prolong intercourse.
Person 1: "Brooooo, I'm hooking up with Amy tonight!"
Person 2: "Oh nice dude, she's so hot!"
Person 1: "Tell me about it, I'm going to need a quick safety wank before going to her place."
Getting head with a condom on.
Since we barely know each other. Gina and I decided to go with the safety helmet. Safety first!!!
Typically a metal cotter pin like device for keeping a land mine or hand grenade from going off, however in this case it is
used as a synonym for a companion who keeps you calm or from getting upset or "exploding with anger or lashing out'.
"Please stay with me you can be my safety pin.."
(used in Korean movie 'its ok not to be ok)
where military service is required by all and understand how these war devices work
You take a dump before you do anything important or go out anywhere just in case
Man I just took a safety dump before this long road trip
Noun: A place of safety or refuge from social outcast, embarrassment, and ridicule constructed via cushion, fabric, and puffs; an inlet of refuge from post-intoxication induced stupidity and promiscuity; the vessel in which one watches horror films, psychological thrillers, or consumes the Domino's pizza (occasionally by the grace of sirmarmasir, all 3 at a time).
"Yo gypsy, you think you're in couch safety right now? You're not - get back to the frialator and don't be stealing no McNuggets!"
"Judy enveloped herself in the swaft of couch safety and began her on-demand rental of 'The Ruins'...'Ah' she thought to herself, 'what a perfect Sunday afternoon'."
The act of discarding the first square of toilet paper while in a bathroom. This removes the outside chance that the last patron touched that piece while removing toilet paper for his own use. This becomes especially important when using a public restroom. Also can be referred to as s-squared.
"Hey man, you better practice safety-squaring when you're done in there."
"Of course I s-squared, what do you think I am?"