Saggy Tuxedo is a sex act between a man and a women that is done while the man is wearing a tuxedo, most often after a wedding or a funeral. During sex, the man will pull his penis out of the woman and spray himself with his own semen
"What did you do with Brianna after the wedding?"
"Took her home and have her the ol' Saggy Tuxedo."
"What the fuck is wrong with you."
This is the definition of an old faggot, fagget, or faggit. The image of a saggy wrinkled folds old ass, which is never worshipped by their lovers.
I just saw the gayest guy on earth! Old Saggy back at it again with the kids. Oh, how old are you? 17?
The act of slapping someone in the face with your nut sack
You keep acting up and I'll give you a saggy teddy.
shit dude, she had some badass saggy gammons, literally touching her knees!!!
saggy rice bags is the name given to a person who has over the top saggy nips, like that of a 70 year-old crack whore.This droopy nip syndrome causes the infested's rice bags to hit the floor when they jump, causing the ground to shake as though it has parkingsons. Approach with extreme caution titties saggier than your nans are very hostile and may chomp off your dick faster than "O niel"(common name for your local pedo) after kiddies. Ricebagitis is known and scientifically proven to be the leading cause of virginity being more damaging to their sex life than posting "#1 victory royal". Sufferers of this diseases penises tend to be smaller than average having a droopy bellend and an oversized foreskin.
Luke- oi bruv u erd about that kid saggy rice bags?
Kieron- nah heard hes got some saggy ass nips
Luke- yeh man that kid liams ricebags are droopier than robs dick in the girls changing rooms
Kieran- HAHAHHAHA fucking queer!"
When saggy pants gets angy and trys to roast
he cries
Did he pulling a saggy pants?
when ur girl is bouncing so much that her boobies drop by six inches
omg that girl jumped all through sunday, gave herself a saggy tina