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When you're doing a girl on the beach and then right as you finish you pull out, grab a handful of sand, and throw it in her face and run.
Simone was so shocked when I pulled a sandy storm on her.
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When a couple is having sex on the beach, the guy dips the head of his wet dick in the sand, and then fucks the girl or recieves oral.
A.K.A. "The Margarita Glass" when done with salt.
"Dude, why is Paris Hilton walking all bull-legged and junk?"
"Last night in Malibu, that bitch got so drunk she let Ron Jeremy give her the Sandy Melvin."
"That stupid slut!"
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This is when you are fucking a fat bitch on the beach and you think you are fucking her big fat stinky pussy but you are really fucking a fold of fat that is filled with slimy moldy crap and sand.
Guy: That was a great fuck. I have never felt a pussy like yours. I always wanted to fuck a fat bitch on the beach. Like a beached whale!
Fat Bitch: I did not feel anything, you were fucking my sandy oyster.
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while having sex with a girl on the beach light her pubic hair on fire and try to put it out using the sand.
Dude i was fuckin the brains out of sara on the beach and gave that bitch a sandy flamer cause shes such a jew. She got 3rd degree burns, it was awesome.
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The elementary school that got shot up by an autistic fag
friend: do you know about sandy hook?
Me: yep
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The act of sticking one's penis in sand then proceeding to get a blowjob.
Preferably beach sand, but in a pinch, any will do.
My girlfriend made fun of me for being from Texas, so I took her to the beach and gave her some Sandy Cheeks.
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You put sand in your sock and cum in the sock and then you put it on and walk with it.
Man that Sandy Sock looks so nasty but I’m amazed Ted could walk with it on.
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