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A term for being sprayed in the face with a very hot and/or painful liquid.
Friend 1: Dude, I asked this girl for her number. Instead she gave me Satan's Moneyshot!
Friend 2: Holy crap man! She must have thought you were a rapist.
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'Satan Lucas' is the devil. It comes from the word 'Santa Clause, and the evil "tradition" people have. It has nothing to do with the original Saint Nicholas and is made to change the meaning of Christmas, which is the celebration of the Birth of Jesus. If you change the letters around the world, Santa Claus can be changed to Satan Lucas (which is not a coincidence). Santa Claus is meant to make people greedy, by thinking they should get presents on Christmas when the only thing they should be doing then is resting, being with family, and celebrating the Birth of Jesus by saying prayers.
Yo, Satan Lucas won't bring me any presents this year. Why? Because I discovered the true meaning of it.
A small, performance enhancing chip implanted in the brains of all St. Louis Cardinals players upon joining the Cardinals organization which turns ordinary players and players well beyond their prime into forces of baseball destruction. In most cases, when leaving the Cardinals organization the chip is removed and the player once again becomes ordinary but in some cases the chip has left in and a receives a new 'sabotage' signal from the Cardinals organization.
Kyle Lohse played parts of 7 seasons in Major League baseball and never posted an ERA better than 4.18, with 5 seasons of an ERA 4.50 or higher. In 2008 he signed a free-agent contract with the Cardinals, had his Satan chip implanted, and since then has posted 3 seasons with a 3.78 ERA or better, including going 16-3 with a 2.86 ERA in 2012.
What Arabs in the Middle East refer to the United States as. They refer to Israel as "Little Satan."
Big Satan = U.S.A.
Little Satan = Israel
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The terribly painful burning sensation one's anus has after eating extremely spicy and/or poorly prepared foods and trying to crap it out. It literally feels like Satan himself is poking his head out of your ass and ferociously licking your anal cavity. There are individuals who actually enjoy the burning feeling that comes after the SRJ.
Jack: Dude. I don't feel so good.
Dj: What's wrong, man?
Jack: I had some Taco Bell awhile ago. I think I feel an SRJ coming.
Dj: Oh shit. I'm sorry dude. Satan's rimjob's fucking suck.
Jack: Dude, I love SRJ's. It feel so good afterwards.
Dj: ...That's fucked up man.
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Lower extremity region which has the ability to control, manipulate disarm, confuse, or otherwise mindfuck and dedtrou anyome;-regardless of sexual preference-that it encounter in its path of destruction.
He waved his satan stick so indiscriminately that it came home woth a rugburn.
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