break the seal

(verb)
After about 4 drinks, your first visit to the bathroom will contain a feeling of extreme relief, immediately after which you will start to actually feel the effects of all of the alcohol. You will not feel drunk until this happens. After it happens you will definitly start to feel tipsy, and then you will go every 5 minutes, until the last visit when you vomit and break another seal.

" Pam was doing okay in here until she just went to break the seal, Now shes gone every 5 minutes and can hardly stand!"

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Navy SEAL

Usually done in middle or high schools. You take a sharpie or permanent marker and sneak up on your unsuspecting victim and then "seal" them by drawing a big line across their throat. Simulates the popular action of throat slashing usually done by Navy SEALS on a regular basis.

Unsuspecting victim: LOLZ nothing's gonna happen to me today! There's NO ONE here besides me!
You: *sneaks up and Navy SEAL's his ass*
Victim: WTF?!!!!
You: *vanish into the shadows*

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Slurry Seal

You first start by engaging in anal sex from behind. When you are about to cum, pull out, wipe the shit off your dick, and cum in your hand. Next, move your cummed hand in front of your partner's face. Take only one solid swipe accross the entire face of your partner. Finally, disengage in all sexual activity.

I say to my best friend Kevin, "Bro, I gave this dirty whore the worst slurry seal last night!!!"

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Fat Seal

Someone who lacks a neck and has a shaved head. Must be obese.

Usually yarps about oscillators and other ridiculous shit.

Mike is a fat seal.

Fat seals cannot compete with bears or bulls.

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seal whipping

The whipping of one by a seal

You fucker, you seal whipped me in the face with your seal.

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Sealed Envelope

When your girl isnt in the mood and rolls over. well her mistake! She passes out and you proceed to wack off, when you about to nut, you aim right between her ass cheecks. When she wakes up, she will be opening your sealed envelope

Wendy wouldnt bang me last night, so I gave her a sealed envelope.

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baby seal

An assault rifle carrying monster, who relentlessly preys on Midwest college students. This Gargantuan is nocturnal and comes out to feed at night. Despite its cute appearance, Midwest college students should fear for their lives.

Oh no, watch out for the baby seal!

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