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The act of ejaculating into a towel or any cloth object after sexual intercourse, and holding it against a girls nose so the toxic yet nearly fatal cum smell causes her to lose consciousness.
After tyler had fucked the fat girl he had just met, he semen suffocated her so he could make it out of the house without having to talk to her ever again.
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Sock in which one ejaculates after masturbation as a method of hiding the excreted semen.
Mom found Eddie's Semen Sock under his bed and wondered why it was so dirty.
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Insult used to describe someone especially inferior or stupid.
The blonde cheerleader was such a waste of semen
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The bloody ejaculate that oozes from your ass virgin conquest after you pummelled that stinky tight ass.
My butt semen stained Brittany's parents bed sheets after I nailed that ass virgin last night in a drunken 4 hour fuck fest.
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Assuming the splooge is infact flammable, the semen inferno is achieved by cumming onto a female (generally on the back or stomach) and then quickly proceeding to ignite the semen using a lighter, matches, etc. Then enjoy the show.
#1 "why are there bandages on Mary's back?"
#2 "oh Jay started a Semen Inferno over the weekend"
#1 "niice"
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A monster for your moisturizer.
Stop Sleeping with Laka or I'm going to become a Semen Demon!
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Rules Of Semen Roulette:
The object of the game is for one lucky person to get a female pregnant.
The players will start by ejaculating into a large or medium sized bowl.
One person will then mix all the semen into one pile.
One person will procede to put all the mixed semen into a female's vagina.
Then the players wait 9 months!
Once the baby has been born, the mother will take care of the child.
The players will then procede to take a DNA test to determine the father.
The remaining father(S) will then laugh at the father who didnt train
there sperm to swim the other way. Thus now being a father. the fathers
life will then be ruined, and the remaining players will continue to keep
playing to find out who's sperm are infertile.
*If the mother conceives twins of two different fathers(if somehow possible),
then both fathers lives will then be ruined. And the need to have a tie braker:
The two players will ejaculate into a new bowl, and insert that into a (New)
female's vagina. The steps will continue until they determine the father of
that child. Who ever isnt the father will continue to play until a winner is
determined.
Hey Man that game last weekend of semen roulette was insane! I hope i lost!
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