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The one day it’s legal to punch a bitch.
Joe:Its September 24 I’m going to punch Karen be right back
Ben:I’m going to punch Lisa too see you later.
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Today is the day you finally get to kiss your crush!
I kissed my crush september 4 at a show. It was perfect!
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the shitfest that started as a joke turned literal for anime weebs and millennials that wanted to see them aliens at area 51
todays september 20th, time to see them aliens
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Do you remember..?
If you're born on this date you are an absolute legend
Ba-dee-ya
Person 1: Do you remember, the 21st night of September?
Person 2: Uh, today is 21 September...
Person 1: BA-DEE-YA
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the day real bitches were born. most likely can rap.
yo did you see beth today she was spittin fire at lunch. she was definitely born on september 30th
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September 10th is a day when the most admirable person is born. They’ll do anything to make you happy. Though they can be stubborn at times they’ll always be by your side
Him: she’s such a great friend, I bet she’s born on September 10th
Me: yup you’re right!
Also me: I’m going to play volleyball with them now
A quokka that is cute, handsome, kind, funny, talented, singer, rapper, dancer, ace, producer, lyricist, obsessed with americano, a genius, the main character, and is only a day older than a cute yellow chick.
Bbokari the cute yellow chick:Its your Hanjiji dad's bday! September 14.
Hanquokka is cute:Yes! Hanjiji dad's bday handsome and cute like hanquokka.