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One the best webcomics, if not the best webcomic, out there. Starts out as a shitpost then progresses into an actual comic with an actual plot. Reimagines children cartoons and does a good job of doing it!
"Do you read Scoob and Shag?" "No." "Get out of my sight you disgusting human being."
The meaning behind 'Swag Shag' is a simple phrase that comes from the dark land of poon. It is the activity of simply having sexual intercourse with a clean shaven vagina.
Borris: How was last night bro?
Ben : Total Swag Shag
Borris: That clean 'ay
Asking how a person or group of people are. How are you mate?
Person 1: "Hey mate."
Person 2: " Wosson Shag? "
Person 1: "Nothing much; standard."
A saying normally used by someone with rat tails and has a fascination about dicks that’s sometimes borders the erotic!
Have you been shagging arse?
A very brief shag: a quickie: a shag in the style of an S.A.S operation, in other words, a quick in/out and nobody knows you've been.
I had an SAS shag last night, a quick in/out and she didn't even know I'd been there.
Related to cabin fever; sex with whomever you're stuck in said cabin with. Weather conditions MUST be crucial (ie a blizzard) before undertaking such shagging.
It snowed 2 feet so we got high and cabin shagged till the sun came up.
shag bands are jelly bracelets of which lots of people wear, mostly emo or scene. there are hundreds of different meanings for them but the ones i know are:
black: all the way
blue: oral
green: outdoor sex
clear: whatever the snapper wants
orange: kiss (peck)
yellow: hug
red: lapdance
purple: full-on snog
white: flash
pink: lovebite / hickey
glow in the dark: using sex toys
gold: all of the above
he snapped one of my black shag bands, damit! now i have to f**k him!
i have to give him oral, because he snapped my blue shag band.
hahaha, she snapped my green shag band so now we've arranged to do it outdoors :D