Sharp Barky Boi

Term for a dog, usually a large, K-9 type such as Belgian Malinois or German Shepherd.

I tried to run but the Sharp Barky Boi caught up and yeeted me into next week.

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sharp as a sack of bricks

denotes a real dumbass
most often said with a lot of sarcasm & condescension

George: "that building is really tall!"
Sally: "ahhh, u r about as sharp as a sack of bricks."

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Fix up look sharp

uk slang 4 'Get ur act togetha'

wat u playin at fool 'fix up look sharp'

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Suck My D Sharp

The music theory equivalent to "suck my dick". Originated in the Merrimack Valley.

Mark: Hey Jeff, you suck at guitar.
Jeff: Suck my D sharp.

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sharp like a knife ching!

adj.

seriously: follows saying something smart

facetiously: figuring something out too late that was really obvious

seriously:
A: how will we get there!
B: build a rocket! i'm sharp like a knife... ching!

facetiously:
A: i invented the internet!
B: what are you, al gore?
A: what? ohhh! hahaah, i'm sharp like a knife, ching!

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A poke in the eye with a sharp stick

The third choice in a series of options in which the first two have been rejected.

A: "I'm sorry your date cancelled. Do you want to go see a movie?"

B: (sulkily) "No."
A: "Want to go to the club?"

B: "No."
A: "Want a poke in the eye with a sharp stick?"

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You are sharp as a wet sack of marbles

Lacking the basic intelect of being able to breathe.

You are sharp as a wet sack of marbles.