blowing bits of crap when u just wanted to fart that can lead to shock / and paralasis/ and sometimes even having to throw away your undies
after sharting I carry toilet paper everywhere
To shart is an act of pooping and farting, usually the mixture coming out of your gluteus maximus area of muscle, this can be quite embarrasing when done in public and usually happens after injesting mc donalds or taco bell
Axel: mhmmm.. i dont feel so good after that taco bell
Annie: just take some pepto bismol
Axel: *sharts
Anna: ew...
A fart that unexpectedly turns into a shit when fully clothed.
Kevin attempted to deal a silent fart to hot box the crowded elevator. Much to his chagrin he also pinched a loaf. "Sharting" is a cruel reminder that not all farts are funny.
when you try to rip a sbd but that juicy moola get squeezed out (shitting and farting)
me: OH SH!T I JUST SHARTED
nurse: im sorry steve, but your son will not be there for dinner tonight
When you fart but end up pooping. S**t fart.
Wyatt sharted at the party and had to clean himself up.
The word that means you shitted and farted at the same time!
Maddie wanted to fart soooooo bad that she Sharted instead!
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