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The bulge of fat/skin that protrudes atop and hangs over, the waistband on a woman wearing mom jeans. Similar to a muffin top, only approx 3 inches higher. Just below the boobs, creating a shelf for the boobs to rest upon.
Wow, look at the muffin top on that girl!! No, that isn't a muffin top, Tori, its a boob shelf. She is wearing mom jeans after all!!!!!!
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Not to be confused with the Upper Decker, the Top Shelf is when one delivers his package to an unsuspecting mark's person or property to exact retribution upon a buster's skullduggeries and/or shortcomings.
Ex. 1 (body): That bitch-ass trick Lindsay Lohan was passed out in a coke induced coma, so I top shelfed her forehead while she fished out.
Ex. 2 (property): That mark-ass mutherfucker Jet was being a punk bitch on the phone with some wack-ass ho, so I top shelfed his margarita while he wasn't looking after sweating all day at the beach.
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many interpretations can be derived from the saying top shelf
1. something is pretty shit hot.
2. to describe material of a sexually explicit nature that is stored in the highest point of a shop.
and my old favourite;
3. to describe a female as being rather atractive in a sexully stimulating way
1. that shot you took was top shelf old boy
2. that dirty old cunt reads from the top shelf
3. A:"fuck me she is top shelf! marks out of ten i'd give her one."
B:"not half! woof!"
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someone who is so outta dis world, they belong on the top shelf - they are highly valued
"Damn! He is so fine....he is really top shelf."
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The roll under a woman's chin that even slim women have due to performing too much oral sex with a man over the span of time.
I love getting head from Alisha; she has a very comfortable "Ball Shelf" on her.
Damn girl, you really need get that "Ball Shelf" waxed. This blumpkin just isn't as enjoyable as usual; I hope you get backwashed.
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1) Good Liquor
2) To lift up the toilet cover (behind where you sit, where the drain and stuff is linked by the the cord or flush switch) and to take a shit in it. Next the party usually puts the lid back on and the owner of the toilet will not realize what the horrible smell is until he investigates thoroughly
Me) Yo bartender! Hook it up with a martini with some top shelf liquor!
Bartender) You got it parter
Brando) Yo man Im going to topshelf that bitch!
Me) Yeah main, that girl is a ho
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To choke and or cough while inhaling smoke, usually from Marijuana.
I'll pass the blunt, but don't top shelf it.
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