Murdering Shoes

A pair of solid black shoes, worn only when approaching lonely women on unlit streets from behind. Sold at most department stores.

I see a young lady traveling towards Journey's End. Better put on my murdering shoes

Soggy Shoe

a soggy shoe is when a male masturbate and releases his fluids into a person's shoe right before he/she puts it on. and then they put it on with cum all on the inside

i gave my girlfriend a soggy shoe because it was funny

Clown Shoe

Used to define idiocy, or people who are just being a pain in the ass.

Person A: "Want to go to the movies?"
Person B: "Naw, I gotta help my mom with her make up"
Person A: "Your a fucking clown shoe" (click!)

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Funeral Shoes

Shoes worn by people who attend funerals. Sometimes worn to school by Jehovah's Witnesses. Often cheap and ugly.

A:Hey Eugene, where did you buy those funeral shoes?
B:I bought them at payless!

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shoulder shoes

shoes meant to be kept on during the act of sex, mostly referring to the high heeled, sexy kind.

Wait until he sees me in my shoulder shoes.

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Rape Shoes

The shoes you wear when you rape someone or something.

Wheres my rape shoes?

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shoe game

all the shoes you own, your shoe wardrobe, used when comparing the type and amount of shoes you have against another person.

My shoe game is sick i got custom air max 95, jordans 8, brown clarks, construction tims, shell toe addias, durango boots, and some imported air force ones.

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