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When the driver is on a date and pretends to stop short in an emergency situation, hence putting his arm out as if to stop the passenger from flying through the windshield. But what he is really doing is feeling her boobs...
"Dude, you used the stop short? That's my move!"
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a phrase that was created at Lakewood High School in Lakewood CA
if a girl is wearing white shorts, it is safe to assume that she takes it in the ass during sex.
any guy that sees a female wearing white shorts, has the right to scream "white shorts!" as loud as possible to let everyone in the area know she does.
walking down the street with the bros..
scope a fine group of girls and notice one with white shorts on
"WHITE SHORTS!!"
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A badass elf who slapped fairy gender roles in the face by being the first female captain in LEPrecon. A friend of Artemis Fowl.
Holly Short is my favorite character! She's so brave!
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Go to shorts are your best pair of either LeBron or jordan brand shorts. any other brand sucks. it is preferably Jordan
it gives you swagg and u'll get u d wet 4 sure
guy 1, "yo nigga, how we gonna get dees fine ass hoes at school to suck our dicks man?"
guy 2, "man, lets wear are Go to shorts, then we'll get our D wet for sure."
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the male's sexual organ, teh penis.
she wants my short arm tonight! I'm going to blast it up, stick it in, flip the skins, do dirty dancing.
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A term that is commonly used by college professors to refer to students that get (by law) 50% more time on tests because of a "learning disability". The disability is typically related to test anxiety.
The term derives its meaning from the fact that disabled students in the public school system often ride to (and from) school in a bus that is about half the length of a typical school bus.
Professor 1: How many short bussers do you have in your class this semester?
Professor 2: I'm not sure, but can you tell me how the fuck those retards get into college at all?
Professor 1: Yeah, fuck the ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act)!
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Any person in the military that has a year or less on their contract. Therefore they don't give a flying fuck about their job anymore.
SPC Joe Snuffy: Man i got to wake up and go to pt. Fuck that im going back to bed im a short timer.
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