To absolutely destroy someone’s penis, either oral or anal.
Holy shit dude, stop shredding veggies
The act of playing a solo on the calculator similar to that of a Guitar.
Did you see that guy last night? He was Shredding Calculator so hard!
When you get a blow-job from someone with braces
Man I just got my dick shredded by Ke-ke.
Shred Poodle - Alpine version of the Old Stove that travel in bulk on weekends during the ski season. Migratory patterns in Northeast/New England winter months from late December to Mid March, with occasional hold overs into early April depending on snow conditions. The Shred Poodle usually pack in groups ranging from 3 - 8 Old Stoves, depending on budgetary constraints which are many. Referred to internally as "Girls Weekend." Skiing abilities range disparately, although alcohol intake is usually consistent and persistent. The Shred Pack is vertically integrated, meaning they are well organized from travel logistics & lodging to dining & social scheduling. The Poodles exhibit pack behavior although that can be easily disintermediated with Goom Bay Smashes, Long Island Ice Teas or Mind Erasers. Culling the poodle herd on the later end of Apres is common and quite elementary; at least one poodle is prone to rogue and get separated from the pack.
"Look it's that three pack of tired ol' Shred Poodles we saw drinking at the base lodge apres."
To dance on the dance floor.
derived from the term "tearing up the dance floor"
People dance so hard that they shred the floor to pieces.
"Where do you wanna go out tonight"
--"Don't care where we go, I just wanna shred D"
Small, painful paper cuts one recieves from the act of sexual intercourse with a book, or magazine.
synonym- The Shreds
(7:25:26 PM) Andrew: you read me like a book
(7:25:38 PM) Adam: i fucked your mom like a book
(7:25:50 PM) Andrew: u didn't get the paper shreds did you???
Load Shredding is when you have Load Shedding in your area and can't work. So you rack up your mountain bike to go "Load Shredding"
Hi dude, seeing that we can't work due to Load shedding, let's get our bikes and go Load Shredding!