simon and garfunkel

great artists, paul simon is a modern american poet and art garfunkel has an amazing singing voice.
made famous in the 60s for songs such as "sounds of silence", "bridge over troubled water" and "mrs robinson"
well worth a listen, these are a duet who provide the soundtrack an era in american history.

simon and garfunkel make some great music,
the lyrics are some of the best ive ever heard.
"the words of a prophet are written on the subway wall"

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Simon Dickerson

A 13 year old boy who eats yellow oranges off the bathroom floor.

Carden: That guy is so gross

Mr. Walton: oh ya that’s simon Dickerson

Simon-Proof

adjective
adjective: Simon-Proof
/SAI-munˌpro͞of/

1. A technical process used to produce an outcome and or product that will ensure that usage of said outcome/product is safe for the user (typically Simon) with the expectation that it will succeed with little to no fail.

2. A design of a product that ensures "newbies" to use such product safely with competency.

Example 1:

Engineer 1: May I ask for the safety rating of this machine?
Engineer 2: We've designed the machine to a Simon-Proof level factor of safety.

Example 2:

Host: This test will check on the performance and durability of the tools that you've made.
Host: Kevin are you ready?
Kevin: I've Simon-Proofed it the best I could.
Host: Alright

Simon Riley

Simon "Ghost" Riley is a fictional character in the Call of Duty story arc Modern Warfare. He first appears as a non-playable character in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, where he is captain Soap MacTavish's second in command. He is known for his iconic skull-patterned balaclava, headset, and dark red sunglasses. (he’s also very hot)

“Simon Riley is so damn fine !!!!”-you frfr

Blame Simon

When everrrything or anyyything goes wrong; it;s simon's fault.
From the song Cops and Robbers by The Hoosiers.

Luke: I was sick on the sofa...
Jim: Blame Simon.

Simon Cowell

A Cunt.

'That simon cowell, he's such a cunt'

'You're a simon cowell'

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Simon Bridges

Leader of the National Party, New Zealand

Trevor #1: "Who's this turkey on the radio?"
Trevor #2: "Sounds like that Simon Bridges"
Trevor #1: "Change the station Blue, he's doing my bloody head in!"