single ladies

a very overrated song by beyonce which debuted in late 2008. in the video, beyonce and her backup dancers are seen doing the signature hand wave, otherwise known as the single ladies dance. it hit very high in the charts, but most, like me, find the song annoying and stupid.

mary: omg did you see the single ladies video! it's the bomb! *does the signature hand wave* all the single ladies!
kate: it's so annoying!

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super single

A dorm room that has been assigned to multiple people but everyone but one student move out leaving a larger than normal room for one person.

My roommate moved out. Now I have a sweet super single!

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currently single

Meaning you like someone, But you think you will be in a relationship soon.
Or you like someone who likes you back.

I like him, he likes me... But aren't dating yet. So I'm currently single.

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Single-ish

When your status on Facebook is "it's complicated"

Dude I'm going to hang out with Ashley tonight.
Don't you have a gf?
I'm single-ish
How so?
I don't know ask Facebook.

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Singles Artist

A music artist that can't sell enough albums to reach #1 because of their lack of promotion or large fan base, but their singles go straight to #1 because either they are good i.e. Rolling in the Deep by Adele or are generic trash like Katy Perry's Last Friday Night.

Katy Perry, Rihanna, Kesha, Pitbull are all singles artists because they can't sell an album to save their lives.

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No Singles Rule

The refusal to buy single measures for girls at the bar.
Thus them getting more drunk than they would be & POW!
It has served myself & close friends very well in the past.

Dave - "I've got a date on Friday with Sarah, but not sure how things are gonna go?"
Steve - "Mate, adopt the No Singles Rule & you're in there like swimwear!"

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single tingle

Masturbating while one is not in a romantic nor sexual relationship.

I was having a single tingle last night while watching Game of Thrones.

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