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A book, movie, conversation or idea so boring, it instantly puts you to sleep
Gal: Hey, can you escort me to my sewing class
Dude to self: I am in for a Sarah Palin Situation.
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A situation in which sex is inevitable or guaranteed.
Tony went out last night with this girl he found on Tinder to find a swinger couple, they could not, but got drunk and had sex - it was a sex sex situation!
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A statement used against someone when they are in a difficult or uncomfortable situation that they don’t know how to get out of,they avoid or get rid of this situation by ‘ghosting’ or ignoring it.
Person 1: Bro this girl fucks w me but i don’t feel the same way,and i don’t know how to handle it.
Person 2: Damn bro,it looks like you’re in a Thommy Thommy Situation
Person 1: I guess i have to ghost her :(
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The state of being low on money and needing to find a source or better source of cash flow.
Yeah the job interview went well but it sounds like you don't make much starting out and you know I have to moisturize my situation.
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A situation in which you are morally obligated to rape someone.
There was a hot redhead sleeping face down in my bed. It was a must-rape situation.
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noun. circumstance under which one is seperated by great distance from the object of their affection. can be synonymous with a long distance relationship.
They keep telling me to date someone local, by heart's wrapped up in this 700 mile situation I'm in.
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A situation where someone comes in at the tail end of a conversation and doesn't get the point of the conversation and is a dumbass who tries to put in their two cents.
Kyle: ... and that's why I learned to play the super Mario brothers theme song on guitar.
David: Oh, interesting story.
Dumbass guy: (while butting in) I can play guitar too!
Kyle: It's really more of a point and tail situation.
point tail situation
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